Classy not trashy

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:28:07 -0400

the-sofa: asktheravenclan: 64memories: I HAVE BEEN WAITING...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:27:55 -0400

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:27:39 -0400

torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:27:31 -0400

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

danyulandfilip: thecolumbinekillers: 221bbutts: I SWEAR TO...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:26:47 -0400

danyulandfilip:

thecolumbinekillers:

221bbutts:

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ON TUMBLR

*spills coffee on laptop due to uncontrollable laughter*

I sung this in my head when it was a text post and it was stuck in my head for WEEKS and then someone else started singing it and i joined in and then screamed “I AM THE DARK LORD SATAN” and now she doesn’t talk to me

raptivist: Heidi the rabbit! Heidi has arthritis in her knees...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:26:23 -0400

raptivist:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

southern-andcity: Sorry but my nail polish is so beautiful I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:59 -0400

southern-andcity:

Sorry but my nail polish is so beautiful I just cant even.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:47 -0400

acid-stars: notkatniss: Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:37 -0400

acid-stars:

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

that is so goddamn cute

sleep-justsleep-wakeup: calliopestorres: HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:25 -0400

sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:12:41 -0400

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:11:46 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:11:29 -0400

toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:11:12 -0400

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:57 -0400

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:27 -0400

girlwithapumpkintattoo: THE BREAKFAST CLUB TRIVIA: (Deleted...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:10:04 -0400

girlwithapumpkintattoo:

THE BREAKFAST CLUB TRIVIA: (Deleted Scene) John and Claire’s kissing scene in the closet was cut because Hughes felt that “screen kissing wears thin very quickly.” Molly Ringwald described it as a “great kiss”

skin-and-ink: flure: I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:51:21 -0400

skin-and-ink:

flure:

I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong.

This post is perfect

forever: why would you get the quadratic formula tattooed on ur...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:51:02 -0400

forever:

why would you get the quadratic formula tattooed on ur neck its not like you can see it during math tests anyway